How do you know if you're writing good code?! Because it complies with conventions? Because static analysis doesn't detect errors? Because it adheres to SOLID, CUPID, DRY, KISS? All these criteria are incredibly subjective. Do we all agree on what single responsibility is, or how many lines a short method should have, or whether a given class has enough encapsulation? The question is, can code be objectively evaluated? During my presentation I will show some solutions that can bring us closer to this goal.